Open toe boots: The women's shoe equivalent to the ironic mustache.
This latest fashion atrocity showed up on a Sale Mail email with a huge price slash from $250 to $75--with good reason.
The whole purpose of a boot is to be protective to the foot and leg, particularly during cold or inclement weather so, like, wtf, toe cutout? Way to take away from all purposes of wearing a boot. Btw, thanks for also allowing for a vent for the always alluring foot-in-boot-funk to escape.
If whoever developed this has a secret camera capturing every chump who purchases this footwear, then I give you a high five for making a visual to aid in idiot detection. Otherwise? Massive fail, Dolce Vita.
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