Evil Genius Destroyed...."Tee", $38 (on sale for $19.99)
Sample review quote: "i purchased this in the white and love it. the fit is loose, but comes in perfectly at the bottom. the holes are so perfectly placed to show the right amount of skin. i wear it with just a bra, but it looks cute with a cami underneath as well. so unique, worth the price!"
Dear Purchasers of the Evil Genius Destroyed...."Tee",
I want to make you aware that the $38 plus shipping and tax which you paid for this tattered piece of cloth could have fed a bunch of starving babies. Or helped to immunize animals with rabies shots. Or gone to aiding flood victims. Or paid for my electricity bill.
I hope you realize that I wrote "cloth" instead of "shirt" because the above does not qualify as a garment. It's like 60% shirt, at best. You should be grateful I even used "cloth"instead of "rag", as I was initially tempted to do.
I "dig" how this look can be construed as "edgy," "badass," or even "punk," but the machine-made holes quantifies it more as "really fucking stupid." It scares me that there are people like you who do not realize you could have made this on your own using any shirt in the world and a pair of scissors or other sharp tool. Not only would that have been more fiscally responsible, but also more unique.
God-willing, your parents footed the bill for this and shall do so for all things for the rest of your life. I hope that you will live off your trust fund until the day you die so you are never outfitted with any sort of responsibility in a power position. If you are a med, poli-sci or law student, I will seriously shit myself.
Love,
ThreadsofDread
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